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English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law.  This is our idea of useless legislation.  ~Author Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.  The order varies for any given year.  ~Paul Sweeney

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.  ~Francis Rodman

Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.  ~Beverley Nichols

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.  ~Author Unknown

Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.  ~Finnish Proverb

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.  ~James H. Boren

All marriages are happy.  It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.  ~Raymond Hull

One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.  ~George MacDonald

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.  ~Socrates

Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths.  No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.  ~Mark Twain

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.  ~Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.  ~Isadora Duncan

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.  ~G.B. Shaw, Getting Married, 1908

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel:  expensive, but worth it.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Our wedding was many years ago.  The celebration continues to this day.  ~Gene Perret

Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!  ~Heinrich Heine

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.  ~Ogden Nash

I figure that the degree of difficulty in combining two lives ranks somewhere between rerouting a hurricane and finding a parking place in downtown Manhattan.  ~Claire Cloninger, "When the Glass Slipper Doesn't Fit and the Silver Spoon is in Someone Else's Mouth"

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals

Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it.  ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.  ~Author Unknown

Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.  ~William Congreve

Marriage ceremony:  an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family.  ~O.C. Ogilvie

Love is a symbol of eternity.  It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.  ~Author Unknown

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world.  It's called love.  ~Gene Perret

Love one another and you will be happy.  It's as simple and as difficult as that.  ~Michael Leunig

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.
~Author Unknown

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.  ~Douglas William Jerrold

[W]hen you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.  ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.  ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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